A Poem Inspired the Logan Huntzbergers of the World (Gilmore Girls reference)

He's reserved,
     strategically.
Luring in the prey with cool indifference.
     Saying little.
Using the rhetoric of silence
     and nuances.
Leaving crumbs like jewels
     to the masses.
Confidence emanates like
     the subtle fumes
     of gasoline.
He shrugs off failures
     and scrapes the gum from his loafer,
     raising his chin.
He buries his insecurities
     under
the UVrays of fluorescent bulbs,
     under
a million dollar home,
      within
the breasts of a
     million dollar wife.
Success defined
     in the number of zeroes after that "one".