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2. You secretly wonder if those emo kids loitering by the 7-11 are one of the seven Endless.
3. Every time you put on weight and your thighs rub against each other, you think of Easter.
4. You wanna visit London for the Underground sites. And to see champion lurkers.
5. You imagine childhood in a graveyard would be pretty cool, but you pee a little every time you see your neighbor Jack trudging up the street.
6. You have at least one blog post called Neil Gaimania.
7. You keep an eye out for Charles Manson's progeny.
8. You know the truth about falling stars.
9. You consider naming your new dog, "dog" just in case.
10. You know how to pronounce Anansi.