So here we go.
She's so cute. I love her clothes. I wish I could look that cute as a brunette.
That guy looks like ...
My laptop is burning my legs. Switch position.
OOOh is that the guy who used to play James Bond? What is that guy on?
Zoey, what the hell? Are you wearing a sandwich board with Miss Monogamy on it? What the what? Hmm...
My phone keeps buzzing for people to play Words with Friends. I'm tempted. Not giving in. Not giving in.
North Korea and Math are a thing? they go hand in hand? I would've thought the joke would've been North Korea and crazy evil dictators go hand in hand.
OOoh shoes. pant pant pant.
I want those blue pumps.
I should've gotten those other blue pumps I saw at Payless the other day. hmm...
I can do lunges like that. With weights too.
I knew a guy who memorized facts a lot. He was pretty smart. But spent a lot of time making other people feel stupid that they didn't memorize useless facts. Why are brilliant types always dumbasses too. I bet a brilliant person would say something like, "That is a paradoxical statement. A person cannot be a genius and not smart simultanblah blah blah."
"The credit score of homeless ghost" hahahaha.
"Are you driving a lawn mower?" Awesome. Feels like that sometimes with my 1998 minivan, which we named Master and Commander. For the irony.
What is that guy on? Not James Bond. Pause to look it up.
Dermot Mulroney.Who the hell is that?
Looking up IMDb...
... My Best Friend's Wedding! Duh. He's Julia Roberts love-interest. Not even close to Bond. oops.
He's getting old. But still looks good.
Is he hitting on Zoey? Nice coat, Zoey. Love it.
Glee commercial. That show sucks now. But my fave Sue Sylvester quote is--
--Oh my gosh those are the shoes I just said I shoulda gotten at Payless!
Looking for picture...
Back to Sue's quote...
"I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night, I will steal away into your house and punch you in the face.’’
Unpause New Girl. Why isn't it The New Girl. Is our economy so poor that we have to limit our articles?
I just got my hair done today. I shoulda styled it.
Cute dress Zoey.
"Veto a law" hahaha.
I seriously want that dress.
"I think I understand hunting." hahaha.
So now every time I see that dude, I can only think about that line from My Best Friend's Wedding, where that weird lady was like..."Kimmy. Kimmy."
Best line of the show:
"I just came in here and it smelled like Shakespeare, if Shakespeare were a damn cowboy. And a hawk's nest, and boat fuel, and cigars and burping...man stuff!"
Did that toilet open itself? hahaha.
That's how you spell bidet. I guess that makes sense. It's French, right? Etymology, Rena. Etymology.
Another great line. "He smells like strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse."
That dialogue sucked.
Pause to look it up.
90s R&B artist. Famous for Freek'N You (spelled exactly like that.)
Watching video. Link for you to see.
Is that Whitney Houston?
But now I get the joke from New Girl.
Back to the show, b/c I cannot handle all the gyrating against the hotel hallway walls.
Zoey just fell in the pond. HAHAHAHAHA.
OK. Show over.
That is always fun.