|The inquiries are typically stale, and even the more inventive ones seem day-old bread-y. But I have fun.|
|Seriously, dude?! Worst pick up line yet.|
(Let it be noted that I only cut out a couple lines between.)
|Pro tip: When you hit on an English professor, know this basic rule...|
You're = you are
Your = shows possession
Herd = group of animals
Heard = involves sound in ears
I wish those were the only two mistakes, but...no. SMH.
I'm NOT dating anyone who can't get at least one of these three lit references, or, at the very least, someone who hasn't mastered the art of Googling.
More to come, friends. There is some crazy stuff on my horizon, and I can't wait to share my latest publication credit. Let's just say it rhymes with the Blashington Toast.
Love your guts,